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If Museums Were a Horror Movie…

Category: Alliance Blog

Let’s face it: there’s something about museums that’s just a little spooky. They’re usually quiet (some would say eerily so), they’re often in old buildings (some would say haunted), and they’re generally filled with antique objects redolent of long-passed lives (some would say harboring spirits). And of course, working behind the scenes brings its own set of horrors, from slashed budgets to vengeful databases, and every rowdy field trip group in between.

So, this Halloween, we decided to pose a challenge to our Field Notes readers and Facebook followers: pitch us a title for a horror movie set in a museum. With well over two hundred responses, the competition was stiff, but here were a few in particular that got the greenlight from the museum community:

A poster for a movie called Deaccessioned directed by Greg Watkins-Colwell, with an image of a severed statue head
“Deaccessioned” by Greg Watkins-Colwell
A movie poster showing an art museum gallery with the text "Serial Docent" in a dripping red font
“Serial Docent” by Jeff Hornstein
A movie poster with the title "I Know What You Did Last Fiscal Year" and a faded image of a calculator and budget sheet in the background
“I Know What You Did Last Fiscal Year” by Jessica Williams
A movie poster with the title "The Registrar's Revenge" and a blurred image of a person
“The Registrar’s Revenge” by Kelly Price
A movie poster with the title "In Perpetuity" and an image of a person holding up a mirror, creating an infinite mirror image
“In Perpetuity” by April Moon
A movie poster featuring a green-filtered image of a tall Dale Chihuly sculpture with the title "Unaccompanied Minors: Chihuly Edition"
“Unaccompanied Minors: Chihuly Edition” by Valerie Cecil
A movie poster with the title "Attack of the 50 Foot Sponsor Logo" with a photo of a framed dummy logo in the middle
“Attack of the 50 Foot Sponsor Logo” by Kacey M. Hill
A movie poster featuring a close-up image of a silverfish with the title "Night of the Silverfish"
“Night of the Silverfish” by Nick Famoso
A movie poster featuring a close-up image of a hand holding a red pen with the title "We're Just Tightening Our Belts: The Director's Cut"
“We’re Just Tightening Our Belts: The Director’s Cut” by Heidi L. Heidi

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  1. Thesa are great and brought a joyful smile to my face at this tumultuous time.
    Congrats to all thsoe talented museun folks!

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